Legend has it, those who skip out on CHAD are cursed to wake up with a jawline as bold and unorthodox as our beloved founder. So, if you’re into living life without regrets (and questionable facial features), now’s your chance to join the ranks of the hyper-autistic elite. Because let’s face it, the only thing worse than missing out on a moonshot is missing out on a moonshot with style. 🌙✨